Finally, the Alaska Governor does appear on Saturday Night Live. Here’s the video.

 

George W. Bush said in an interview once that Nigeria was a continent. And we all had a good laugh. Now Sarah Palin, hell-bent on proving that Dubya is an intellectual, says that New Hampshire is in the Northwest!

(from DailyKos)

Oct 052008
 

If Sarah Palin were to debate herself, what would you call it?

Crammer v/s Crammer.

 

… would Sarah-ppalling would tell him, “Look here, Mr. Putin, I don’t need to answer ya! And stop bothering me when I’m spewing bromides on TV”?

 

Sarah Palin is an energy expert.

Like John McCain invented the Blackberry.

 

Will the McCain campaign stop telling America that Sarah-ppalling is “just like you”?

Please! I mean, we don’t want someone who is just like us. “Just like you” does not mean that the “you” is some exalted person. It means that the person who is touted as “just like you” is just average. So so. Nothing special. Fair. Tolerable. Mediocre. Passable.

In any country, the average citizen is a loser. Outside of statistics, the term is almost derogatory. It is not a compliment to tell a host that the food was average.

Consider this. A random Google search leads one to peg the average IQ of Americans at 98. The technical term for a person with an IQ of 70 or less is “moron”. Sure, there is quite a lot of daylight between the two figures, but it isn’t a world apart. Is the McCain campaign telling the American people, “My pick for Vice President is just as intellectually challenged as you are”? Surely they deserve better.

Or, consider the per capita personal income of the average American – $38,611 per year. Again, that is quite some money, but not a lot. While the intention here is not to be patronizing of people who make that much annually, you sure won’t be astounded by that figure.

That is not to say that a candidate running for President or VP should have at least 10 patents against his / her name, two of which were gained while working towards a PhD at Harvard, and half of the remaining were filed during a second PhD at MIT. Oh, not to forget about the annual 10 million dollar-royalty that the patents earn him / her.

Leaders should command respect. They should be inspirational. Either through force of character, or a history of achievement, or something else. For all the criticism that he has come under, there is no denying that John McCain commands respect. A war hero, a veteran Senator, his resume shines. Senator Obama, though a freshman Senator, is inspirational not only through the story of his life, but also through the freshness of his message. Senator Joe Biden has as impressive a CV as any Senator on Capitol Hill.

And Sarah Palin is thrown into this ring, an epitome of Shakespeare’s “… and some have greatness thrust upon them” quote. It is not politics or male chauvinism or condescension when one is led to remark that Governor Palin is uninspiring, even putting-offy.

When was the last time you were inspired by someone who only inspires fear in you? Fear and pity not for yourself, but for that selfsame person.

The stakes are so high, and of the many crises that America is faced with at this moment, the primary crisis is of confidence. An uninspiring, average, er… just-like-you leader is something that the country can do without.

Think, America, think!

 

As someone rightly pointed out, this woman makes George “Dubya” Bush seem like an intellectual.

 

I hereby invite Senator John McCain to consider replacing Governor Sarah Palin with me as his running mate.

Well, there are many reasons why he need not. For one, I am not a former Miss Alaska runner-up. I don’t know what a moose is. Hockey-moms won’t vote for me. When last measured, I had a three-digit IQ  (and the first digit isn’t a zero!).

But here is one strong reason why. I have had a photo of me taken outside the gates of the White House. That means, I have a thorough understanding of foreign policy, defense, the economy and handling crisis situations. At least, that is what Palin-logic leads me to infer:

Couric: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundary that we have with Canada. It’s funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don’t know, you know … reporters.

Couric: Mocked?

Palin: Yeah, mocked, I guess that’s the word, yeah.

Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.

Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…

Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

Palin: We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.

(Courtesy: CBS News)

Oh, and I have been to a couple of other countries as well. I’m so confident of getting onto the ticket! Moreover, I’m only 25, so the average age of our ticket is lesser than the Obama-Biden combo. So all you folks, go out on November 4, and vote for Senator McCain and me. Remember, we’ve seen it all.

 

Interesting article from the New York Times on Governor Sarah Palin, titled “Once Hired, Palin Hired Friends and Lashed Foes“. It could as well have been titled, “Palin: A Profile in Personal and Political Vendetta“.

Reading which reminds me of what someone wrote about former Prime Minister H.D. Deve Gowda. “When in New Delhi, Gowda would act as the Prime Minister of India from 6 AM to 6 PM. From 6 PM to 10 PM, he would act as if he were the Chief Minister of Karnataka. And from 10 PM till midnight, as if he were the Panchayat President of Hardhanahalli village!”

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