For many months leading up to November 4 Presidential elections, John McCain’s only criticism of Barack Obama was that the Democrat was friends with Bill Ayers, a terrorist of four decades ago, an allegation that both men rejected. If this were indeed true, it would have caused a serious setback to Obama’s campaign.

The Chief Minister of Tamil Nadu claims that the supremo of the LTTE, Velupillai Prabhakaran, prime accused in the Rajiv Gandhi assassination case and considered a terrorist by many governments, is his good friend.

Such is life.

 

John McCain reminds me of our actor Ajith Kumar. And Vijay too. In a rally today, McCain, who is down by between 5 and 11 points in national polls, said that he might be down, but he was going to fight. He said that Senator Obama might me measuring the drapes to the White House. And added, “My friends, we’ve got them just where we want them.” As if, to do badly in the debates, to get Sarah Palin to prove her stupidity on national television, to spew fear-mongering, spite-inducing empty rhetoric, to be bashed by all sections of the media (including Hitchens, Kristol and co.) and to run a pretty dysfunctional campaign was all part of a calculated strategy (or tactic, whatever).

After doling out flop after mega-flop, our heroes still consider themselves the future of Tamil cinema (vidiveLLi), and make statements about each other. “Yes, my last movie didn’t go very well. So what? The other camp thinks they are better? We’ve got them just where we want them.” Damn, what about the effing producer, and worse, the audience that has to endure the crap.

Pastor Arnie

And then there is this pastor, Arnold Conrad, who delivers this address at a McCain rally

“There are millions of people around this world praying to their god — whether it’s Hindu, Buddha, Allah — that his [McCain’s] opponent wins, for a variety of reasons,” said Arnold Conrad, former pastor of Grave Evangelical Free Church. “And Lord, I pray that you would guard your own reputation because they’re going to think that their god is bigger than you if that happens. So I pray that you will step forward and honor your own name in all that happens between now and Election Day.”

What is the pastor trying to do here? Is he challenging God? That is too simplistic. What the pastor is really doing is to lead people into thinking that if they vote against McCain, they are voting against the will of God. The implied meaning is that “bad things” will happen to them if they go against God’s will. BS!

When discussing God, some of my atheist friends tell me that the problem with religion is that it can be used to coerce people into doing things blindly. When I disagree with them, I do so only on the surface, as it is true that a man will go to any lengths to achieve his aims, and religion is a sacred cow that can be thrown at others in the process to pull the wool over the doubters’ eyes.

Oct 102008
 

Senator John McCain does one right thing finally, telling a woman in one of his town halls / rallies that Barack Obama is not an Arab.

Somewhere in the backdrop, McCain doesn’t like the campaign that he is running. It is against his nature, and he recognizes it. This moment captures that in all earnest.

 

Sarah Palin is an energy expert.

Like John McCain invented the Blackberry.

 

Will the McCain campaign stop telling America that Sarah-ppalling is “just like you”?

Please! I mean, we don’t want someone who is just like us. “Just like you” does not mean that the “you” is some exalted person. It means that the person who is touted as “just like you” is just average. So so. Nothing special. Fair. Tolerable. Mediocre. Passable.

In any country, the average citizen is a loser. Outside of statistics, the term is almost derogatory. It is not a compliment to tell a host that the food was average.

Consider this. A random Google search leads one to peg the average IQ of Americans at 98. The technical term for a person with an IQ of 70 or less is “moron”. Sure, there is quite a lot of daylight between the two figures, but it isn’t a world apart. Is the McCain campaign telling the American people, “My pick for Vice President is just as intellectually challenged as you are”? Surely they deserve better.

Or, consider the per capita personal income of the average American – $38,611 per year. Again, that is quite some money, but not a lot. While the intention here is not to be patronizing of people who make that much annually, you sure won’t be astounded by that figure.

That is not to say that a candidate running for President or VP should have at least 10 patents against his / her name, two of which were gained while working towards a PhD at Harvard, and half of the remaining were filed during a second PhD at MIT. Oh, not to forget about the annual 10 million dollar-royalty that the patents earn him / her.

Leaders should command respect. They should be inspirational. Either through force of character, or a history of achievement, or something else. For all the criticism that he has come under, there is no denying that John McCain commands respect. A war hero, a veteran Senator, his resume shines. Senator Obama, though a freshman Senator, is inspirational not only through the story of his life, but also through the freshness of his message. Senator Joe Biden has as impressive a CV as any Senator on Capitol Hill.

And Sarah Palin is thrown into this ring, an epitome of Shakespeare’s “… and some have greatness thrust upon them” quote. It is not politics or male chauvinism or condescension when one is led to remark that Governor Palin is uninspiring, even putting-offy.

When was the last time you were inspired by someone who only inspires fear in you? Fear and pity not for yourself, but for that selfsame person.

The stakes are so high, and of the many crises that America is faced with at this moment, the primary crisis is of confidence. An uninspiring, average, er… just-like-you leader is something that the country can do without.

Think, America, think!

 

Does someone know Katie Couric’s email address? Or her contact information?

Nothing serious, but I was hoping to find out if Sarah-ppalling had gotten back to Katie as the former had promised during last week’s CBS interview – “I’ll try to find you some and I’ll bring them to you” – when asked about John McCain’s record in the Senate seeking for more regulation.

 

John McCain’s leadership credentials have taken a huge beating, after the “bailout plan” for which McCain claims all the credit (and totally undeservedly) was defeated in the House of Representatives.

McCain’s supporters and campaign managers had gone on every single news program claiming that it was the Arizona senator who had engineered bipartisan support for the bill, while also calling for the plan to be rewritten and expanded upon. This from a man, who had just a couple of days earlier claimed not to have read the original 3-page Paulson plan. And a man who openly agrees that he does not understand the economy.

Yes, quite a few House Democrats did not vote for the bill. But House Republicans, who Senator McCain claimed to have convinced voted “Nay” in large numbers. This is a huge failure for Senator McCain; it shows that neither does he have any knowledge of the economy nor does he have the leadership required to run a country in crisis. Damn, he doesn’t have his “House” in order.

 

I hereby invite Senator John McCain to consider replacing Governor Sarah Palin with me as his running mate.

Well, there are many reasons why he need not. For one, I am not a former Miss Alaska runner-up. I don’t know what a moose is. Hockey-moms won’t vote for me. When last measured, I had a three-digit IQ  (and the first digit isn’t a zero!).

But here is one strong reason why. I have had a photo of me taken outside the gates of the White House. That means, I have a thorough understanding of foreign policy, defense, the economy and handling crisis situations. At least, that is what Palin-logic leads me to infer:

Couric: You’ve cited Alaska’s proximity to Russia as part of your foreign policy experience. What did you mean by that?

Sarah Palin: That Alaska has a very narrow maritime border between a foreign country, Russia, and, on our other side, the land-boundary that we have with Canada. It’s funny that a comment like that was kinda made to … I don’t know, you know … reporters.

Couric: Mocked?

Palin: Yeah, mocked, I guess that’s the word, yeah.

Couric: Well, explain to me why that enhances your foreign-policy credentials.

Palin: Well, it certainly does, because our, our next-door neighbors are foreign countries, there in the state that I am the executive of. And there…

Couric: Have you ever been involved in any negotiations, for example, with the Russians?

Palin: We have trade missions back and forth, we do. It’s very important when you consider even national security issues with Russia. As Putin rears his head and comes into the air space of the United States of America, where do they go? It’s Alaska. It’s just right over the border. It is from Alaska that we send those out to make sure that an eye is being kept on this very powerful nation, Russia, because they are right there, they are right next to our state.

(Courtesy: CBS News)

Oh, and I have been to a couple of other countries as well. I’m so confident of getting onto the ticket! Moreover, I’m only 25, so the average age of our ticket is lesser than the Obama-Biden combo. So all you folks, go out on November 4, and vote for Senator McCain and me. Remember, we’ve seen it all.

 

Back in the day when I was part of a large development team, one of my co-workers who was not having much work for a couple of weeks (incidentally, those who know him know well that he has had this lucky streak for years now) decided to borrow a book from the library. The book was called “How Tomcat Works?“; evidently technical in nature, and not for a lay audience anyway, lay being defined as the kind that has had a few years of hands-on experience in server-side technologies.

Now, we had a senior person on our team who was known to embellish his abilities and achievements. For this reason, he was frequently the object of water-cooler, or rather, coffee-vending-machine talk. Now, my friend had a question to ask of this person, and so he invited the latter to his cubicle.

Upon seeing the aforementioned book, the senior person said, “How Tomcat Works. Hmmm, why do you need such a book when you have a Tomcat architect in the team?”

My friend turned around and asked in as earnest a tone as possible, “Who?”

Those in earshot were in splits. And trying very hard (and some, rather unsuccessfully) to not break into a Hillary-esque ear-splitting, stomach-curdling, puke-inducing laughter. The senior person probably failed to sense the irony in my friend’s question, else he wouldn’t have responded, “Why, it’s me.”

Moral of story: “பொய் சொன்னாலும் பொருந்த சொல்லணும்.” (Lie, but convincingly.)

 

The Republican Media Machine is underway already. Of course, you may wonder when they ever stopped!

Senator McCain’s campaign is latching on to the politics-by-fear tactic of George W. Bush and Karl Rove by sending out fundraising e-mails citing Hamas’ support for Senator Obama. This is shameful, and does not become of a good man like John McCain, from whom you can expect the decency the Clintons lack.

When will the Republicans realize that if America is under attack, it is not from Islamic extremists, but from the inside, because of its unstable economy, crumbling infrastructure and crippling crime rate?

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