Jan
18
At a recent dinner party, I was surveying the menu to find out acceptable options. Unable to decide with confidence (there were no labels), I asked the Mexican behind the counter, “I am a vegetarian. What can I have?”
Pat came the reply: “Roast beef, and ham.”
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ha ha ha
Try saying that you need something that contains no meat…they may understand that
You can have a "no meat, no chicken, no pork, no ham, no steak, no fish" burger – two buns with a slice of tomato and a lettuce in between.
I know, I know. I have been through the "no meat, no chicken… " routine very many times.However, the point here is not that the guy did not realize the technicalities behind what constitutes "vegetarian".
Guru! you didn't use the majik words…
That is why I never go to dinner parties unless it is at a friend's place. I am very skeptical and open up the burritos for inspection. So I decided to get tacos which requires minimal check
I see a philosopher in that guy.
What would you answer if someone asks “I am a virgin. What can I have?”
- The answer is obvious.
andha aalu "adhellam theriyadhu, naan kadasiya paatha english padam sholay"-ngara range-kku badhil sollirukkan. He couldn't care less!
@Sree, Taco la samayathula been nu sonna avan kaadhula beef nu vizhum… namakkunne ippdi nadakkum. careful! 
@Arvind: oh yeah.. u wrote a blog/story similar to this one
@Vijay, you could use a Goundar dialogue also, in this case: "enna padichirukka?? B.A. po, innum paththu varusham adhayae padi". Adha Goundar solra mathiri nenachu paathale sirippu vandhudum
@Selva: I don’t get it. Virgins are not supposed to eat roast beef?
andha aalu "adhellam theriyadhu, naan kadasiya paatha english padam sholay"-ngara range-kku badhil sollirukkan. He couldn't care less!
@Sree, Taco la samayathula been nu sonna avan kaadhula beef nu vizhum… namakkunne ippdi nadakkum. careful! 
*that's bean btw
haha beef madriye bean eluthitasandegama iruku ona pathanaa oru 50 vatti solluvenVitta ulla poi naane eduthupenu solra madrivanginathuku aprama oru agazhvaraichi senjuduven.Negative testing ku Roshan
Aaahhh…the story of my life!
@Arvind: oh yeah.. u wrote a blog/story similar to this one
@Vijay, you could use a Goundar dialogue also, in this case: "enna padichirukka?? B.A. po, innum paththu varusham adhayae padi". Adha Goundar solra mathiri nenachu paathale sirippu vandhudum
Of course Cow is vegetarian. I guess thats what he meant.:)
chicken is vegetarian.
Haha…I get that all the time too…Unfortunately people don’t understand vegetarian term here…
Any of the language schools in Morelia should be able to give you a definitive answer.