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Sarah Palin is an energy expert.

Like John McCain invented the Blackberry.

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1. John S. McCain?Sarah Palin, in her speech tonight, referred to John McCain as John S. McCain. The middle initial has seldom been used in this campaign. Was Palin trying to bait the viewers into thinking about the H in Barack H. Obama's name? Whatever cheapskate Sarah L.H. Palin was thinking....
2. Vijay Narayanan for Vice PresidentI hereby invite Senator John McCain to consider replacing Governor Sarah Palin with me as his running mate. Well, there are many reasons why he need not. For one, I am not a former Miss Alaska runner-up. I don't know what a moose is. Hockey-moms won't vote for me. When last measured, I had a three-digit IQ  (and the first digit isn't a zero!). But here is one strong reason why. I have had a photo of me taken outside...
3. Just like you!Will the McCain campaign stop telling America that Sarah-ppalling is "just like you"? Please! I mean, we don't want someone who is just like us. "Just like you" does not mean that the "you" is some exalted person. It means that the person who is touted as "just like you" is just average. So so. Nothing special. Fair. Tolerable. Mediocre. Passable. In any country, the average citizen is a loser. Outside of statistics, the term is almost derogatory. It is...
4. iRan and iRaqIt's all Steve Jobs' fault. Else, why would zero-IQ Sarah (like that Miss Teen USA or someone) continually mispronounce the names of these two countries? I mean, just because the iPod is so popular, not everything that starts with an "i"... no, forget it. I am an ay-ndian, so I'll never get it. By the way, can you believe, this Palin woman, she talks foreign policy in terms of "good guys" and "bad guys"? Like some 3-year old. Reminds me...
5. On the campaign trailJohn McCain reminds me of our actor Ajith Kumar. And Vijay too. In a rally today, McCain, who is down by between 5 and 11 points in national polls, said that he might be down, but he was going to fight. He said that Senator Obama might me measuring the drapes to the White House. And added, "My friends, we've got them just where we want them." As if, to do badly in the debates, to get Sarah Palin to...

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