Wanted: a math tutor

Math tutor required urgently; must be competent in basic arithmetic, especially addition of 7-digit and 8-digit numbers*; to teach a 60 year-old busy woman. Contract begins immediately and ends in August. Position involves extensive travel. Pay negotiable. Interested parties contact Hillary Clinton for President.

*Prior experience ducking gunfire while rushing across foreign air-base tarmacs a plus.

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2 Responses to “Wanted: a math tutor”

  1. LOL. That’s one crazy woman, I think and I hope she loses.

  2. Interesting.

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