Barack Obama: “Yes, we can!”

Hillary Clinton: “Yes, we scam!”

(Wow, this is becoming some kind of a feature! Here is Politics, in four words)

 

The IHT’s David Brooks on why Hillary Clinton insists on protracting the primary season.

For nearly 20 years, she has been encased in the apparatus of political celebrity. Look at her schedule as first lady and ever since. Think of the thousands of staged events, the tens of thousands of times she has pretended to be delighted to see someone she doesn’t know, the hundreds of thousands of times she has recited empty clichés and exhortatory banalities, the millions of photos she has posed for in which she is supposed to appear empathetic or tough, the billions of politically opportune half-truths that have bounced around her head.

No wonder the Clinton campaign feels impersonal. It’s like a machine for the production of politics. It plows ahead from event to event following its own iron logic.

The only question is whether Clinton herself can step outside the apparatus long enough to turn it off and withdraw voluntarily or whether she will force the rest of her party to intervene and jam the gears.

 

I remember reading a long time ago an article in “Word Power” titled Classroom Classics. The author lists some of the schoolboy howlers that make grading exam papers fun. After all, don’t they say English is a funny language?

Here is a sampling:

An unmarried woman is known as a sinister

A hamlet is a little pig.

The equator is a menagerie lion running around the earth and through Africa.

The Prime Minister has the power to appoint and disappoint the members of his Cabinet

Marriage is also known as holy acrimony.

I made one up this morning.

John Keats wrote a delectable sonnet called “On first looking into Chapman’s homework.”

Mar 232008
 

Rafael Benitez, the Liverpool manager, said earlier this week that Javier Mascherano was the new Roy Keane. In attempting to live up to his manager’s expectations, the Argentinian failed rather badly, by evoking only the bad side of the former United captain. Mascherano got himself sent off in the first half.

Liverpool fans would have you believe that this was the reason Manchester United beat them. But few would have any doubts which the better side on the day was, if only by a few notches when it was eleven against eleven. United look good to take the title.

Arsenal face off against Chelsea shortly. The Gunners are on 67 points; Chelsea, the hosts, have 65. To a United fan, the acceptable outcome would be if Arsenal fail to win. The best result would be a draw would put Arsenal 5 points behind United, with Chelsea being 7 adrift and almost out of the race. If Chelsea win, they would pip Arsenal into second spot, still 5 points behind United. However, of the two, the Gunners have the tougher run-in (three games against Liverpool in a week; United away the week after). Chelsea have an easier Champions League tie, and some games against the relegation battlers too. So if I could pick a result, I would a draw.

 

Supporters of Hillary Clinton: “Help Hillary make history!”

Supporters of Barack Obama: “Help make Hillary history!”

 

Watched The Pursuit of Happyness over the weekend. An inspiring movie, worth watching once over. I thought the kid who acted as Will Smith’s son did a superb job. Will Smith himself was excellent.

Here is a scene I loved. Will Smith, who is without a job and struggling to get by, tells his son that they might possibly go to a football game that weekend. During a conversation, the kid says that his dad had promised him that they would probably go to the game. Here is what ensues.

Will Smith: Probably means that there is a good chance that we are going. Possibly means that we might or we might not.

Son: OK.

Will Smith: So what does probably mean?

Son: It means there is a good chance.

Will Smith: And what does possibly mean?

Son: I know what it means! It means we are not going to the game!

 

To most people outside Sicily, the word mafia is almost synonymous with the place. So it is no doubt that a tourist guide, fed up with answering common questions about the mafia has come up with a 55-page pocket book to help himself and the tourists.

A Sicilian tour guide who got fed up with answering the same questions about the mafia has written a pocket-sized book he thinks visitors will be unable to refuse.

The Mafia Explained to Tourists, published in Italian, English, Japanese, German, Spanish and French, tackles questions such as: what a mafioso looks like, whether the mafia will exist forever and “why haven’t we seen a shootout in our 10 days here?”

 

(Warning: Ego post!)

… adds the PMP to his name.

 

Last week, I had ended a post looking forward to the Champions League draws by predicting that United could draw Roma again in the quarterfinals of the Champions League this year. And that this would settle all doubts about whether the draws are doctored. Surely now, this confirms everything.

The pick of the draw though is the Arsenal-Liverpool tie. That should be enthralling! The Gunners, who have done so well this season in the Premier League with their young squad, knocked holders AC Milan out of the competition in the previous round. Liverpool’s all-but-dead season relies on winning the Champions League. I am torn between picking which of these would come good – Benitez’s tactical nous, or Wenger’s philosophy of flowing football. The return leg is at Anfield; so if I had to pick a winner, I would say Liverpool. (Come to think of it, had the Milanese teams knocked out their English opponents, this tie would have been the Milan derby.)

Chelsea, I had written, might get an easy tie. Fenerbahce, good luck to them, is as easy as it gets. So there is the mouthwatering prospect of an all-English semifinal tie. It could be a Liverpool-Chelsea semifinal, which is now almost a routine annual affair. Or a London derby involving the Gunners.

Barcelona have drawn Schalke, and should be pleased. If the ties turn out as I think, we could have a situation similar to last year, with Barcelona replacing Milan in the semis. I’m already looking forward to the Barca-United clash!

 

Jug Suraiya writes in The Times of India that it was the criminalization of drugs that killed British teenager Scarlett Keeling in Goa, and then puts forth an almost passionate plea to legalize drugs. He bases his arguments on two contentions (or facts). First, that drugs are less of a health hazard than cigarettes or alcohol. Second, that the legal system is spending an inordinate amount of time trying to enforce the drug laws.

As someone who has (thankfully) kept away from all three vices, I cannot throw in a personal angle in analyzing which of the three – booze, smoke or coke – are more injurious. However the sense that I get from whatever I have seen, heard or read is that drugs are more injurious. Suraiya, in his article, writes that there are studies to prove that the other two are deadlier, but does not cite any; therefore, and for a gamut of other reasons, I consider this argument unsound. I think drugs attack the central nervous system, and this is dangerous. Is this not one of the reasons Don Vito Corleone refuses to get into the drug business with Virgil Sollozzo?

To me personally, the argument about which is more injurious is as naive (the i should have two dots) as trying to reason whether a knife driven through one’s heart will be more dangerous than a bullet through the temple.

The second argument is borrowed from libertarians. Because it takes a lot of effort to enforce drug laws, the legal system cannot focus on other issues. So let us legalize drugs. Yeah, right! So if you wanted to put the lawyers out of business, the way to do it is to legalize all crime – drugs, prostitution, murder, theft… Come, let’s go kill a few folks, and then argue that because the legal system is paralyzed by the number of murder trials, it is better to make homicides legal. (If that were to be done, I would take first aim at Jug Suraiya.)

Back in my Infosys days, I was told that whereas solving a problem was important, addressing the root cause of the issue was even more critical. And then there is this argument that says the legal system should cop out before it is choked.

To create some sort of a social assent for this kind of stupidity, Suraiya says:

Though in the Indic tradition, drugs like charas are routinely used by sadhus and tantriks, and bhang is a staple of Holi.

Not a baseless argument; but definitely base. To look at tradition selectively just to seek out the vices of earlier generations goes against common sense. There were so many good habits and actions that the sadhus preached and practised. And to ignore all of that and just to hold on their negatives is foolish.

Suraiya’s arguments from the economic standpoint might be well-founded. But legitimizing substance (ab)use would only lead to more abuse. It is unfortunate that our world is so irretrievable that the best preventive mechanism we have against drugs is not our own sense of right and wrong, but the legal system. And if that barrier is also removed, we might, in the future, look back upon it as the time we let drugs flood our homes. And so, instead of reading about girls like Scarlette in the news, we would have to contend with them at home.

Let my country awake!

 

Should an effing $10 million or thereabouts (some say it could easily be $30 million) be wasted to conduct Democratic primaries again in Michigan and Florida in order to undo their flagrant violation of rules? Bu115#!+

Mar 122008
 

Listening to the Mozhi soundtrack after a while. I still am amazed by the movie and the songs. Wah! A piece of art that just could do no wrong.

And pray don’t tell me there was a better song in 2007 than this.

 

Governor Eliot Spitzer’s downfall is not because he was involved in a prostitution ring. The technical details of the case aside, the real reason the New York Governor has his head under the guillotine is because he took the high moral ground so often in the past, and this has come to haunt him. (Maybe this is one reason President Clinton was let off so easily. He had a history of bad behavior, so one more might not have mattered as much.)

The other, more despicable thing in all this is MSNBC’s interview with Dina Matos, the ex-wife of former New Jersey Governor Jim McGreevey, who resigned in 2004 after declaring that he had had an extramarital affair with a male employee. The interview was voyeuristic and shameless, in that the interviewee was there, but she did not seem very comfortable being there; but she had to give the interview, and had to sound as if she was still enduring the pain, while, in all probability, she must have taken a good sum of money in order to give the interview.

 

Of all the many beautiful songs of 2007, this one from Saththam Podaathey is probably the most haunting; even when taken out of context.

pesugiren pesugiren un idhayam pesugiren
puyal adithaal kalangaadhu naan pookkal neettukiren
edhai nee tholaiththaalum manadhai tholaikkaadhe
adangaamale alai paayvadhen? manam allavaa…

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The pain of enduring Portsmouth knock United out of the FA Cup was allayed by watching Barnsley dump Chelsea out of the competition a few hours later. But it was joy unbounded today as Wigan held Arsenal to a draw, so United retake the League by battering the Rams next weekend!

Portsmouth can now be called odds on favorites to win the FA Cup, what with Boro also bowing out today.

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