Wednesday afternoon, right after lunch, the phone rings…
Lady: Mr. Vijay Krishna?
Lady: I’m calling on behalf of ICICI Bank. Based on your credit card transactions, we are pleased to offer you 25000 rupees cash
Me: (heck, I spent less than 25K, so how did I get lucky?) That’s very nice
Lady: Are you interested, Sir?
Me: Yes, ma’am. Cash, cheque or bank transfer?
Lady: No, there is a procedure…
Me: Wait. What procedure? You’re giving me some cash, that’s it, correct?
Lady: No, Sir. 25000 rupees cash loan.
Me: Bloody, tell me the “loan” thing first. I thought you were giving me money for free. Thanks. I don’t need it.
Thursday, similar time…
Lady: Hello, I’m calling from CitiFinancial.
Me: (already in a bad mood) So?
Lady: We are offering you a loan…
Me: Did I ask you for a loan?
Lady: No, but I’m asking you (ah, smart Jane types)
Me: Hell, who told you I need money?
Lady: No, Sir, this is just a random call…
Me: If it is a random call, then why did you call me? (he! he! yaaru kitta?)
Lady: (hangs up)
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